the apparent return of dktr.t.

Submitted by minimism on Sun, 2006-09-03 15:01.

last seen in late 1999, rumours are reaching us that dktr.t. has been recently spotted in and around what used to be his home town... news is still sketchy at the moment, but those who claim to have spoken with him report incoherent ramblings centred on first hand experience of the future - claims that he inadvertantly hit a time lock on a dancefloor on new years eve 1999 which threw him forward an unspecified number of years; claims that he has only been gone a few moments... but has now returned to 2006 ... "you won't believe what they did" is about the only phrase that makes sense at the moment...

more news from the padded room when we get it...